Evidently the Idiot Jerk in the White House gave another speech yesterday... and people are saying it was quite different from his rally speech on Tuesday; am I the only one who wonders that perhaps he might be Bipolar? That's kind of putting it mildly of course, isn't it? I mean, doesn't Bipolar sound a lot like a DQ sundae? "I'll take a Hot Fudge Bipolar with nuts and whip creme... skip the cherry." The sad truth is that if, perhaps, he is Bipolar, you can bet that's just a small sample of all of his mental illnesses. Some say he should be tested for dementia... personally, I think they ought to check his system for drugs. Wouldn't surprise me one bit if he's popping pills regularly: to stay awake, to go to sleep, to watch Fox News without vomiting. In fact, I'd almost put money on it that he's been self-diagnosing for years, and I'm sure that if he answered privately about his meds he'd say "I take 2 pinks, 3 blues, a yellow capsule, a green capsule, and 8 little purple ones for the indigestion I get from eating meatloaf."
Yesterday was also an interesting day at work. The Paint Department got a new product and they called me over to show it to me.
Of course they were having a big hoot over this new caulk, but then their pronunciation was a little bit different, sounding a lot like 'ock' rather than 'aulk.' Isn't it amazing what a simple vowel can do?