I've also been told I have little tact, so if this offends you simply ride on.

Friday, April 19, 2019


Finally... it is Friday.  Sometime last evening I hit my hump minute.  It's all downhill from now until tomorrow when I leave work.
And for those who don't know... it's OUT.  The Mueller Report.  I'm talking about the Mueller Report, not Mikey Pence sashaying into the Oval Office in his Carmen Miranda drag.
In spite of being heavily redacted, so many sentences jump out and grab you by the hair on your chiny-chin-chin.  It's like Christmas at Easter.  Presents and candy eggs for everybody... well, not for the Idiot Jerk.  Billy Barr spent what? An hour defending his boss, and then Mitchy McTurtle spent some time defending Billy Barr because...  well, it seems Billy had been doing his damnedest to misrepresent the truth.
But the truth has come out.  Sarah Sanders is the Idiot Jerk's most prominent liar.  When one of her lies was specifically pointed out, she claimed it was a 'slip of the tongue.'  This is a woman who's father blames the LGBT community for the evils of society.  Maybe he should start looking at his daughter's mouth... and maybe grab a bar of soap.
My favorite sentence:  The Idiot Jerk saying "There goes my presidency!  I'm fucked!"  Now, is anybody really surprised something like that popped out of his mouth?  I started laughing out loud.  This fool has been fucked most of his life... and he is only finding out the truth now?  Shit, he's been listening to Sarah Sanders too much.
There are evidently 10 times when he actually, purposefully tried to obstruct justice... and failed, because his henchies either just dropped the ball... or ignored his orders.  The Idiot Jerk has surrounded himself with out and out incompetent sycophants.  Isn't this always the case?  Believe me, this is only going to get juicier and juicier because you know those redacted parts are going to start getting leaked.  The end of the Idiot Jerk's presidency is going to be outstandingly bad.
And finally, as I promised yesterday, here's a bit of the cover art for my next book.

Now, I know some are going to say "but it's only the title..." ah, but you should see the rest.  Those who have seen it have called it 'spectacular,' and 'stunning.'  The artist, herself, as said "this one is so much better than the first one."  I, of course, paid her.  When I asked if it was enough she said..." all I want is copy of the book!"   With the first one, the music I listened to most while in the creative process was Fallout Boy.  With this one it was definitely Imagine Dragons.  Little ditties like this pretty much sum up "The Body in the Tower."


  1. When I saw the headline that Trump said, "There goes presidency! I'm fucked!" I laughed right put loud too!!! That was simply delightful to imagine. It gives me great pleasure to know for sure that Dumpty has had some really uncomfortable, "I'm fucked" moments. May he have thousands more.

    Congratulations on your next book! What an accomplishment!

    1. I believe quite a few laughed out loud at his such well-deserved moment.

  2. if anyone HAS NOT read dave's first book, WHY THE HELL NOT? it's gripping! it's suspenseful! and no, he ain't paying me to say this. git yer ass over to amazon and order it!

    lock up every fucking GOPrick lying muthafucka NOW!

    1. The new one has more suspense... and more action... and, of course, more blood.

  3. Huck lied!!! I'm shocked, I say, shocked!

    Actually, I'd be really shocked if she ever uttered a truth.

    1. Yeah, it's hysterical... and then she liked about lying after