And for those who don't know... it's OUT. The Mueller Report. I'm talking about the Mueller Report, not Mikey Pence sashaying into the Oval Office in his Carmen Miranda drag.
In spite of being heavily redacted, so many sentences jump out and grab you by the hair on your chiny-chin-chin. It's like Christmas at Easter. Presents and candy eggs for everybody... well, not for the Idiot Jerk. Billy Barr spent what? An hour defending his boss, and then Mitchy McTurtle spent some time defending Billy Barr because... well, it seems Billy had been doing his damnedest to misrepresent the truth.
But the truth has come out. Sarah Sanders is the Idiot Jerk's most prominent liar. When one of her lies was specifically pointed out, she claimed it was a 'slip of the tongue.' This is a woman who's father blames the LGBT community for the evils of society. Maybe he should start looking at his daughter's mouth... and maybe grab a bar of soap.
My favorite sentence: The Idiot Jerk saying "There goes my presidency! I'm fucked!" Now, is anybody really surprised something like that popped out of his mouth? I started laughing out loud. This fool has been fucked most of his life... and he is only finding out the truth now? Shit, he's been listening to Sarah Sanders too much.
There are evidently 10 times when he actually, purposefully tried to obstruct justice... and failed, because his henchies either just dropped the ball... or ignored his orders. The Idiot Jerk has surrounded himself with out and out incompetent sycophants. Isn't this always the case? Believe me, this is only going to get juicier and juicier because you know those redacted parts are going to start getting leaked. The end of the Idiot Jerk's presidency is going to be outstandingly bad.
And finally, as I promised yesterday, here's a bit of the cover art for my next book.