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Friday, May 3, 2024

Shitzinpantz

 Well a good Friday morning to all of you out there in the world.  It's a nice day here in Central PA.  The outside temp is in the low 60s (F), though if the forecast is correct clouds will come rolling in later this afternoon.  That's okay.  We might warm up another 15 degrees if the weather forecasters are correct, that is not always the case.  Yesterday, on my ride home from the store, the temp was 92 (F) which should have broke a record, though that might have been the official temp.  Officially, temps in the air around my car are rarely taken into consideration.

My 2nd load of laundry is already in the washer.  I've taken to dry certain things, like T-shirts, and towels, and... well, just about everything except pants, outside on the drying rack, at least on warm days.  I'll use less electricity.  The dryer is nice for pants, that way there no need to iron out the wrinkles.  Iron?  Does anybody still iron anything?

I'll also be going to my neighborhood Giant supermarket later this morning.  They've gotten cheap with their bonus points, which is irritating.  You earn bonus points by spending $$$.  They would also run lots of specials where you could earn more points by buying, oh, say $35 in meat.  Beginning last week, those deals disappeared.  You can still earn bonus points, but the good deals are gone.  Now you can earn 30 points by buying 4 pounds of bananas.  That's a lot of bananas.

I thought this was cute.


I was going to post a picture of Von Shitzinpantz, but thought them all to be too crass, I do have my limitations.  For those who don't know, that was Michael Cohen's nickname for his boss, the Orange Anus himself, Donald Trump.  That came out yesterday at his election interference trial.  Now, I don't know about you, but it has been my experience that nicknames are usually based on some sort of fact, act, or occurrence, and while talking about bodily functions is the fodder of four year-old humor, it wouldn't surprise me in the least that Donald Trump shits in his pants... regularly, and is, no doubt, the reason he wears Depends.  Let's be honest here, we all know that Donald Trump is now, and has always been, full of shit.




6 comments:

  1. Omg!!!! That meme is tooo funny!!!!!

    I came into work lately today....Shipely was doing a furnace cleaning this morning. I took my coffee out in the garden this morning. It was lovely.

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  2. Hahahaha
    Michael Cohen saying 'Von Shitzinpants' with that GUSTO? Priceless. Bet he practiced in the mirror. I really like when Jabba the Orange gets publicly humiliated. Yes, I do.
    Drying clothes out is very nice. Very quaint.
    And I think most clothes nowadays come ready to wear unless you're doing 100% cotton or linen.
    I haven't ironed anything in ages.

    XOXO

    XOXO

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    1. Drying outside also saves on electricity. And yes, the Shitzinpantz was very funny.

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    1. I suspect it's a bit more than incontinence.

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