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I've also been told I have little tact, so if this offends you simply ride on.

Thursday, October 18, 2018

Pointing Fingers

Okay, so here it is Thursday, my Hump Day.  That's right, for me it came a day later than for most.  This happens sometimes.
I'm need to buy a new coffee maker... soon.  Mine is struggling to brew my morning pot.  Though only about six years old, I suspect that's elderly for a coffee maker these days.  The only real decision I have is should I drive over to target to make my purchase, or order one from Amazon.  Either way will work.  I'll probably check Amazon first, see what colors the have.  I don't want anything that's stainless, or chrome, or black.  Colors are great!  However, after managing a paint department for almost 5 years, I can tell you there are a number of people out there who are afraid of color.
Speaking of color, I saw this morning that drinking whole milk is becoming quite popular with white supremacists.  It has to do with lactose intolerance.  They're thinking that if you can drink whole milk you've got to be superior.  Unfortunately for them, I know a lot of white people who are lactose intolerant.  Racial purity, you know?  This is funny because genetically speaking, the gene for white skin is inferior to the gene for dark skin.  It doesn't make a difference how much milk these dumb shits drink, whole, 2%, or skim.  The dominant gene is going to rule the day.
And even though the midterms are what?   Three weeks away, the Idiot Jerk in the White House is already playing the blame game.  If the Republicans lose the House, it's there fault, not his.  He is not to blame.  Not at all.  Nope.  He is nothing more than an innocent lamb... with a shitty mouth and a dirty dick.  This is interesting because as we get closer and closer to the midterms, more and more people are agreeing this election will be a referendum on him, and his policies, and his Tweets, and his vulgarity.  If you think he's ugly now, wait until America serves him a shit sandwich the day after the midterms.



On the new car:  I sent my 'Sales Professional' an email yesterday pointing out that the Kelly Blue Book price for the car I'm going to be buying is a bit lower than the price they want to charge me... by a couple thousand dollars.  No response.  I suspect he was off.  Before I go to work today, I will shoot him another email requesting the numbers.  You see, I know they're going to try and sell that car at the MSRP.  They're going to have to drop that price down.  I understand they are in the business to make money.  Me?  I'm in the business of getting the best deal I can get.  Do I really care about their profitability?  Hell no.

12 comments:

  1. They are dinosaurs without fossils.

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  2. I myself don't have a coffee maker, I'm it. I use a Melita and my favorite coffee I get sent to me when I can't make it to harrisburg, from the west shore farmers market. The guy who own the coffee stand ....He's great.

    And I got just the finger for the asshole.....

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  3. Well, one cannot expect intelligence from white supremacists, right? And Cheeto will find a way to blame others at every turn. Hopefully these elections will show him where to put that finger.

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    1. Yeah, when I read that I thought... gee, one of my best friends is lactose intolerant, and he's so white he kind of glows

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  4. The next time I need a car I’m taking you with me.
    JP

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    1. The numbers guy was supposed to "reach out to me," and didn't.

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  5. I'm not going anywhere near IJ's fingers! I am Black and not lactose intolerant. Does that make me superior? I think I'll strut the next time I drink a glass of milk.

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    1. chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug! Maybe their focusing on the supremely stupid gene.

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  6. Good luck with the car negotiations, that's the part of car buying that I hate.

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    1. It'll be fine. They just have to be fair.

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