I have customers coming in this afternoon to design blinds. Two of their windows are narrow. The Coolaroo blinds they want are too wide for an inside mount, so they decided an outside mount was best. So, I get the measurements yesterday and they're all for inside mounts. When I talked to her on the phone she said, "and we've chose our pattern." And.... it's not going to fit. This means I'll need to call the installer this AM and see if we can use those measurements for outside mounts. Now, why didn't they just tell him to measure for outside mounted solar shades? Blind people.
And Paul Ryan's leaving Washington. I wonder if this means we're going to get more half-naked selfies from him.
And John Boehner joined some sort of marijuana board... maybe we should start calling him Bong Boehner.
Ah, and I saw somewhere that the Idiot Jerk's ex-bestie Steve Bannon is saying Rosenstein needs to be fired as well as Mueller. Now, isn't that rich. There's evidently some sort of bi-partisan effort under way to keep this from happening. You see, even some crazy conservative politicians realize this would be like jumping in front of a moving locomotive. One second the Idiot Jerk is standing there, the next second he's smashed out of the way by the cow catcher. You see, cow catchers never really caught cows, they were just very, very bad for cows.
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