Anyway, one of my Head Cashiers showed me this. His grandson got it for him for Christmas. He said "the kid's 4 and doesn't know who Trump is," he said, as he pulled out his phone. And, of course, I was astounded. And then I wondered if perhaps DT had purchased Chia... makes sense, doesn't it?
If you want one of these babies, check out Walmart, or Target, or even Amazon. Holy Crap, can you imagine UPS delivering one them right to your front door!
On the plus side, if you let it grow long enough I suppose you won't have to look at the face.
And on the even funnier side, imagine finding this all wrapped up under your tree? I mean, how low will American Capitalism stoop to make a buck?