I'm in a fairly good mood heading into today. I spoke to a nice customer service agent at Amazon last evening about my 'desk' situation, how things are not quite 'set.' She was quite understanding. Having already sent emails to Cymax, the company from whom I purchased my desk help. What totally legitimized my complaint however was their weird email replies. I had told them about the 'size issue' and their response was... well, for a second I thought Ionesco might have been sitting at the keyboard. Here are their first 2 sentences:
"We are sorry to hear that you have received an incorrect item. Regarding this issue, we would be happy to assist with replacements but do require a bit more information in order to proceed.
The customer service agent started laughing when she read that. "They are responding to something completely different." She sent one more 'official' email to Cymax from Amazon. If there is no response Amazon will begin processing an 'A-Z Guarantee' in order for me to get a refund. I don't think we'll hear from them. They have automated their entire system. Either way, I will be getting a credit, though I do wander what they're going to be doing with that desk. I'm going to be ordering the same desk from David's Furniture in Mechanicsburg. Wouldn't it be odd if that desk gets shipped back to Harrisburg?
And what about that little Nicky Sandmann from Covington? Doing the talk shows? His lily-white ass looking all innocent? Except he isn't talking about his MAGA hat... hhmmm.
And in case you happened to have missed it, last night, around 11 PM, the Idiot Jerk in the White House
Rubble and debris is spreading well beyond the confines of the White House Lawn. Even as I type repercussions are spreading across America. Conservatives are clutching their hearts in pain. Believe me, I have no doubt that Ann Coulter dropped to her knees and stared slamming her head into the floor. And fat Rush Limbaugh no doubt threw-up his dinner, but then he lives on regurgitated lies so he's not really too upset. So, this is how the Idiot Jerk in the White House makes a deal...