I've also been told I have little tact, so if this offends you simply ride on.

Monday, December 24, 2018

My Night Before Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas and things started moving
The meds in my throat are now really quite soothing
The snake with twelve squeakers is waiting in silence
With the red rubber chicken, they're timing their entrance,
And Biggie and Lily will have such a day
With a new duck and rooster, they'll pull and they'll play
And I will be reading and watching the tube
As the Idiot Jerk becomes more of a boob
Oh wait, that's the wrong word, cause boobs can be nice
I should ask for Coulter's or Limbaugh's advice
Cause they know the hate words that scathe and that burn,
They use them to make the Idiot's brain churn
We all need a wall, they scream and they shout
What are you?  a fuckhead?  How can you have doubts?
"I'll shut down the government," he shouts out with glee
"This shutdown is mine as you sucker's can see!"
And Nancy and Chuck just sit there and smile
For just like in scrabble the proof's in the tiles
They're spelling impeachment, oh yes, that word fits
While Mueller's indictments give the Idiot Jerk shits
Our future looks brighter with each passing day
And like Biggie and Lily, we'll soon get to play.


  1. ooooh, an xmess poem! january 3's a-comin' fast!

    1. A box of rocks is smarter than the Idiot Jerk

  2. Merry Christmas, Dave, to you and the kids!

    1. And a very Merry Christmas to you and Carlos, and the fur kids, I'll bet they wish they were getting a 6 foot snake with 12 squeakers.

  3. You creative little elf....I'm in stiches!!!!!!! I'm coming to town for the you better watch out....Merry Christmas Dave🎄🎄🎄🎄

    1. One of these days when you're up in the'burg we should have lunch.

  4. What a super poem, Dave. Thank you for continuing to blog. Merry Christmas to you and your babies.

    1. Thanks. Blogging is fun and pretty much spontaneous... I'm not known for my patience.

  5. Hope you had a good laugh! May the holidays shine bright on your spirit.

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    1. You too!!!! And the New Year's coming so grab your party hats!!!