Anne Marie recommended Dr. Squatch as a replacement for my body wash... soap. They make great commercials. Here's the one they put out for their shampoo and conditioner.
They're a bit pricey: $10 for a 3 oz bar (which is supposed to last for 2 weeks). I ordered a test bar. I also ordered a test bar of Marlowe, a bit less pricey at $8 for 7 oz.... Both are cruelty free, however, I'm getting some real conservative vibes from the Marlowe website. Even if it's advertised as being exfoliating, you know there's no way it can remove much of the dirt from a Conservative's skin. We'll see.
I understand the Idiot Jerk in the White House is planning on making some sort of big announcement this morning. No, it's not the one you're hoping for. It seems that some of our troops, with the help of the SFD Kurds (you know, the Kurds who are not our allies?) killed one of the leaders for ISIS. I suspect he's going to try and pull a Zelda Rubenstein on the American people on the subject of ISIS.
Damn, the Idiot Jerk in the White House could swim in Dr. Squatch or Marlowe and never, ever be clean.