When you hit middle age you really only have two choices: you can get fat and lazy until you roll over and die, or you can can get off your ass and do something, like maybe ride a bike.
I've also been told I have little tact, so if this offends you simply ride on.
Sunday, June 16, 2019
Here it is, Sunday, my first day off of 3 in a row and I'm sure a lot of you are thinking I slept in... well, I didn't. Too much to do. Besides, sleeping in can turn into a bad habit. So far I have paid some bills, am in the process of finishing up my first load of laundry, and spent an hour doing research. Rattle snakes, you know? Diamondbacks. Did you know you will start to feel the symptoms of a rattlesnake bite almost immediately after being bitten? I don't mean the pain of being bitten, but rather the symptoms of the venom. Also, and this I found amazing, the venom does not travel through your blood stream. Nope, it circulates through your lymphatic system. This actually improves your chances of survival since it moves much slower than if it traveled through your blood stream. It turns out I know someone who's been... snake bit. One of the most fascinating things I've learned about Diamondbacks, in fact it's true with all rattlers, is that they don't always rattle before striking... that's a myth. Sometimes they warn you... but not always. That's right, you don't always get this:
And evidently Mike Fuckabee was so rattled by a CNN reported who basically claimed his daughter, Sarah Fuckabee Slanders, was a lying sack of shit. The truth is both of these MAGA heads have sold their souls to the Idiot Jerk in the White House in order to get the power they so sinfully crave.
Speaking of the Idiot Jerk. I suspect the internal GOP polls have him more than a little rattled. They paint a bleak picture of what Americans think of the Moral Degenerate in the White House. That picture's going to get worse because starting today India is putting tariffs on almonds and apples. In case you didn't know, India is our largest importer of almonds and apples. You see, the Idiot Jerk thought India would cave... and they didn't. How rattled is the Idiot Jerk? He Tweeted out (I think it was a Tweet) some sort of nonsense yesterday about the stock market crashing if he doesn't get re-elected. This guy's a moron.
the hucksters are dog murderers and liars and slobs.ReplyDelete
should we let a diamondback into the whites-only house to rid it of the rats there?
With a diamondback in the House, I know the Idiot Jerk's shrieks "suck it out" would mean something totally different for him.Delete
Your book, "The Body In The Tower" is now part of the collection at The Stonewall National Museum And Archive.ReplyDelete
You should have left your name so I could thank you properly.Delete
Trump lives in la la land and Im sure doesn't give two shits about the GOP polls. He will just say there "fixed"ReplyDelete
No, he cares about these. If he loses he's going to jail... hip hip hooray!Delete
SHS and her faux-Christian Daddy can, as Anne Marie would say, FOAD.ReplyDelete
Oh, I think I'd rather see them behind bars.Delete
I'm not surprised the Indians didn't cave actually. They are slick negotiators in my opinion (from what I saw at work). And yeah, the stock market will definitely crash if the immoral degenerate isn't re-elected!ReplyDelete
I deal with Indians a lot. We have 3 very large university medical centers within 15 miles. Many of them are shrewd customers, others are, as you say, slick.Delete