And, speaking of Christmas, in previous years Black Friday initiated the change in our canned music to Christmas carols. That's all we heard, from the minute the store opened to the second we locked our doors at night. Not so this year. Except for our Crazy Christian associates, everyone is quite pleased. Now we hear a carol, and then 3 or 4 non-holiday songs. Now, I know there are a lot of you out there gasping in horror. What's Christmas without Burl Ives?! Knowing your addiction well, I got a clip for you just to ease your shakes and tremors. If you're like me, you can skip to the next part.
The Next Part.
With Harris out of the presidential race, I know there are those out there wringing your handkerchiefs crying where's our diversity? Where's our diversity? Well, we still have a gay man running, as well as an Asian, an African American, and way too many septuagenarians. Our most important goal right now is not to put the most liberal, diverse candidate into the White House. The goal we must prioritize is the removal of the Idiot Jerk. No matter how desperately some of you might be hoping the impeachment will do this for us... it ain't gonna happen. Congress is going to let the voters do the dirty work. That way they can say it was the judgment of the American People. So, what we all need to do is put on our stompin' shoes. We need to stomp them down so hard, so when the 2020 election is over they're not going to know what hit them.