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I've also been told I have little tact, so if this offends you simply ride on.

Thursday, December 5, 2019

The Next Part

Well, my Christmas week schedule is out.  Not bad, if I have to say so.  I'm off work form 12/22 -12/25, going back on the 26th.  The store will be decently staffed that day:  Returns.  That's when the dog beds, and Olaf pillows, and faux copper frying pans get returned.  Yeah, for a home improvement store, we sell a lot of crap on Black Friday.  This year, for a change, we did not sell pink and blue rocking horses, nor did offer kid sized motorcycles.  Yepper, for the past 4 years our Black Friday offerings included kid-sized motorcycles.  Now I know you're asking yourselves what kind of moron buys a motorcycle for and 8 or 9 year-old?  The same kind who voted for the Idiot Jerk in the White House. 
And, speaking of Christmas, in previous years Black Friday initiated the change in our canned music to Christmas carols.  That's all we heard, from the minute the store opened to the second we locked our doors at night.  Not so this year.  Except for our Crazy Christian associates, everyone is quite pleased.  Now we hear a carol, and then 3 or 4 non-holiday songs.  Now, I know there are a lot of you out there gasping in horror.  What's Christmas without Burl Ives?!  Knowing your addiction well, I got a clip for you just to ease your shakes and tremors.  If you're like me, you can skip to the next part.


The Next Part.
With Harris out of the presidential race, I know there are those out there wringing your handkerchiefs crying where's our diversity?  Where's our diversity?  Well, we still have a gay man running, as well as an Asian, an African American, and way too many septuagenarians.  Our most important goal right now is not to put the most liberal, diverse candidate into the White House.  The goal we must prioritize is the removal of the Idiot Jerk.  No matter how desperately some of you might be hoping the impeachment will do this for us... it ain't gonna happen.  Congress is going to let the voters do the dirty work.  That way they can say it was the judgment of the American People.  So, what we all need to do is put on our stompin' shoes.  We need to stomp them down so hard, so when the 2020 election is over they're not going to know what hit them.


10 comments:

  1. I really feel for people working in stores who have to put up with canned Christmas music ALL DAY LONG! I was only in the supermarket long enough to do my grocery shopping and was mutinous by the time I got out!

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    1. Funny thing is this year they've included Hard Candy Christmas" from "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas," the girls sing it after the whorehouse has been closed and they know they'll have to go work elsewhere. Christmasy, right?

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  2. Merhaba.Siteniz oldukça hoş ve takip ettiklerim arasında.Zaman ayırıp yeni açtığım bloguma göz atıp takip ederseniz memnun olurum.Sağlıcakla Kalın.

    https://hepfragmanizle.blogspot.com/

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    1. Thanks. My Turkish is not so good, I'm working learning Greek and I understand there are similarities.

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    1. That used to be my schedule every year until this year. I'm not religious so I see it as 4 days off!

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  4. I have a 1/2 day of work on 12/24, off 12/25, back to work 12/26. not religious either.

    and NOT into xmess music shit AT ALL! our classical music station plays 1 "holiday" song every 1/2 hour. nice not to have to hear the bullshit.

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    1. Well, I guess you could say I'll be religiously celebrating my time off.

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  5. I want Kamala back. I loved how she took on Tulsi and Cheeto.
    I don’t understand retail. I don’t really buy too much on xmas so that’s that. I don’t understand why people buy useless shit.
    And I don’t really do xmas music but may do a Mariah post jut to read what Maddie has to say Lmaoooo

    XoXo

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    1. Sad but true, Kamala couldn't get her act together. I don't do Maria either. One of these days someone's going to steal her helium tank and she'll be voiceless.

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