I've also been told I have little tact, so if this offends you simply ride on.

Friday, March 4, 2016

Cait Jenner goes aquatic

Remember back when the news broke about Bruce Jenner?  Everybody jumped on board that bandwagon praising him as he transitioned from Bruce to Cait... well, not everybody.  I didn't.  In fact, I told everybody to take a big breath and wait to see what happens.  Well, so far, in spite of having breast implants and some serious reconstructive surgery, not much.  In fact, when I saw this yesterday in Towleroad I had to laugh.  If Ted Cruz, who Jenner seems to really like, gets elected, Cait wants to be his "Ambassador" to the Transgender people of the United States....  Duhh
Anyway, as I looked at this picture:

I realized she was still in the transition stage.  Look at her cheekbones, and the flattening forehead, and the way her lips seem to be getting... well, larger... and wider... and well, you know what I mean.  I figure Cait's about halfway there, you know?  And, after searching the Internet, I did manage to get a picture of what she's aiming for.  Cait is going aquatic!  Suits her, don't you think?

If you look closely, just below Cait's jawline, you can see the beginning of one of her gills.  This means she's being honest with us when she says she's going to date men.  I'll bet her first is going to be Aqua-man.

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