Yesterday I rode 17.5 miles down Cow Creek.
I have no idea why it's called Cow Creek... I didn't see a single cow, though there is a creek, as well as some serious lumbering. The record time for this ride is 29 minutes, that's an average speed of over 27 miles per hour. Mine was 19 miles per hour. I see a challenge coming up.
As always, whenever I go for a ride, the dogs bark. Now and then it's because someone walks by the front of the house, though occasionally it's because there's a bunny in the yard. Yesterday, as I was going over my post-ride stats, they started. Walking into my front bedroom, I looked out the window and saw Jake Miller getting into his car. Jake is the Democratic candidate for Treasurer for Cumberland County. He's getting my vote. What was he doing at my house? Leaving me info on all the Democratic candidates for the election this Tuesday. What he didn't leave me, and what came in the mail was something on Lisa Grayson. She's one of those phony Democrats I was warning you about. You see, Lisa is a Conservative Republican who registered Cross Party. That's right. When you go to vote Tuesday, Lisa is going to be listed on the ballot as both a Democrat and a mud sucking Republican. Not only is she a mud-sucker, she's a dedicated supporter of the Idiot Jerk in the White House. Read the info the Democrats are handing out. Scrutinize your ballot. Those lying bastards will use any trick possible to stay in power.