So, I got an email from Cymax late yesterday afternoon... you know? The desk people? The greeting was: "We hope this email finds you well." Basically, what they've done is Capitulated, a lot like the Idiot Jerk in the White House.
Regarding your inquiry, we have contacted the carrier and have them deliver the item and have it unpack and also help you bring it inside. Please keep your lines open as they will contact you soon to schedule a delivery.
They've been consistent with their spelling and grammatical errors, so I suspect this is not an English speaking company.
And, of course, yesterday our top three Intelligence people in the country said the Idiot Jerk in the White House is Bongo Bongo in the Brains.
Perhaps if he sat in on briefings he might understand. Or better yet, have that comedy troupe known as Fox and Friends sit in on the briefings in order for them to talk about our National Security on TV. He might pay attention to them, as long as they keep mentioning his name.
And, talking about people being Bongo in the Brains, what about that Howard Schultz? He used to be the CEO for Starbucks... you know? The company that sells fluffy coffee. Howie is a billionaire. He and his wife have given almost $400,000 to Democratic candidates. To put that into perspective, if Howie made $100,000 a year, that would be a $4 campaign contribution. But then he's not really a Democrat. He's an Independent, at least that's what Howie claims. What Howie really wants is to protect his billionaire status as well as his own self-interests. He's Bongo Bongo in the brains. The last thing America needs right now is another self-serving billionaire businessman in the White House. While he may not be as stupid as the Idiot Jerk, his greed runs just as deep.