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I've also been told I have little tact, so if this offends you simply ride on.

Wednesday, December 12, 2018

Camp Paradise

Camp Paradise is back.  That's the Chaturbate site with the naked, blond Russian chicks who for some reason find my blog interesting.  I should thank them for being loyal readers, so here goes  "Hi!  Naked, Blond Russian Chicks crawling across the bed!  I'm glad you like my blog!"
Do you think the exclamation marks were too much?
And here's some breaking new!  Kathie Lee is leaving what ever the hell that morning shit show is she hosts.  It's a rather sad day in America when that headline gets as much attention as the "Chuck and Nancy Show," which premiered yesterday.  I didn't catch the entire episode, just a small clip where the Idiot Jerk kept repeating "Chuck, I need 10 votes.  You got to guarantee me 10 votes."  Of course Nancy kept interrupting with "We start with the White House."  She did that on purpose, you know, patiently goading the Idiot Jerk over and over again.  I'm sure his supporters must have been freaking out.  How could she treat this moral degenerate in such a way!  Didn't she know he was sent by Satan God?
And, of course, there were the private comments in which words like 'skunk' and 'tinkle' were bandied about.  How infuriating that must be for the Idiot Jerk, knowing men... and women (especially women) are laughing at him.  My money says he regretted skipping his daily session of Camp Paradise in order for him to guest on the "Chuck and Nancy show."


"See Chuck.  See Chuck smile.  Smile Chuck, smile."  Did you notice how Pence just sat there while Schumer sat there and smiled, not nodding, barely turning his head from side to side, like a statue?  Doesn't he remind of Norman Bates in the last scene of Psycho?  I didn't blow up the picture to check, but can anybody tell me if there's a fly on his nose.  Or maybe he too is thinking Camp Paradise would have been the better option.

10 comments:

  1. I think since Pence's lover, Nick Ayers, has decided to leave DC he's simply checked out.
    Too bad, because watching Nancy serve the BLOTUS to his face would have been THE ticket in DC yesterday!

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    1. Quite a few in the media were unimpressed by Pence's 'zen-like- pose.

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  2. Heh. I enjoyed Nancy and Chuck playing with Cheeto. And Pence trying to disappear into that chair? Priceless

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  3. Yes, it was funny just watching Pence just sit there. I wonder what he was thinking?

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    1. No doubt wishing he was in Argentina so he could say "someone get me out of here."

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  4. What a post! So many losers on one dias!!! It's like the 3am shift at the Waffle House.

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    1. Ah, come on, I've been at the Waffle House at 3am, it's a lot of fun!!

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  5. I see sarah huckster in the background. and where was mother; there were FEMALES in the room! schumenr doesn't have to guarantee the dump ANYTHING! WE DON'T NEED NO FUCKING WALL!

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    1. I think most of the females were 'yesmales.'

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