When you hit middle age you really only have two choices: you can get fat and lazy until you roll over and die, or you can can get off your ass and do something, like maybe ride a bike.
I've also been told I have little tact, so if this offends you simply ride on.
Saturday, May 9, 2020
Be Still my Happy Feet
Well, it's Saturday, for those of you who don't know. I do go in to work today just as I did yesterday which had its moments bordering on absurd. Seriously. Early in my shift I was helping our aisle supervisor put new rolls of vinyl on our in carry out vinyl display - they're 12 feet long and heavy. He complained about how the job was taking up too much of his time. I asked how his back was and he said "it's fine." And I said, "I feel really good." And I was getting a little happy rush. My elation lasted most of the morning. Then there was the large woman (I'm being polite) I found sitting at the flooring desk who was looking for a designer. She was had on a fluffy green scarf that kept falling down instead of a mask. She had bought border mosaic for a back splash a number of years ago and only now realized she was 2 short and want me to come up with a fix for her outdated tile. She sniffled in irritation when I told her that was impossible. Yes, she's one of those. When I finally got her out of there I disinfected heavily... thoroughly might be considered an understatement. That's when I found out the supervisor I'd been helping earlier went home... he'd pulled some muscles in his back. I also found out the reason for my elation - Katie Miller, wife of the white supremacist Stevie Miller had tested positive for Covid - 19. Everyone in the West Wing has now, either directly or indirectly, been exposed. Be still my happy feet!
Tara Reade has decided that since Democrats did not embrace her lies, she's leaving the party. Will someone get that failure of a human being a red hat! Be still my Happy Feet.
And evidently in a way too lengthy interview with Fox News, the Idiot Jerk revealed his new campaign slogan, I'm not responsible." With a major majority of Americans concerned about the rush to reopen and only Republican officials rushing headfirst into chaos, who in hell is going to believe that besides Tara Reade? He says he's going to make America Great Again... when? When the death toll his 150,000. This man is truly and Idiot. What's he going to do if Stevie Miller gets sick? That's a very likely scenario... unless there are no connubial relations between Stevie and Katie. Or fat Billy Barr? That lard ass might not survive. Be still my Happy Feet.
I wonder if he'll do hands on hips and a foot stomp when he whines, "It's not my fault"?ReplyDelete
I suspect he'll do more of a tap dance wearing lead shoes.Delete
customers are stupid.ReplyDelete
tara reade needs to FOAD; her 15 seconds of fame has become a shitshow.
and YES COVID-19, go thou and infect each and every asshole that inhabits the west wing. do thy business efficiently. smite the ignorant REAL enemies of the people!
What a shame it doesn't only attack stupid people.Delete
What did Fox news darling Reade think was going to happen, she doesn't even has a semen stained dress to show off as a trophy! Sit down and shut up.ReplyDelete
Why is the Whitehouse getting upset, why are they testing people there, it's only the flu isn't it? I thought they kept saying it's nothing more than a mild flu?
I can't wait to see how the West Wing deals with this as more and more of his minions gets sick.Delete
I would love to see Trump, Kushner and McConnell get it! That's just for starters of course!ReplyDelete
You're talking appetizers here, aren't you. The main course is going to take out the Republican party.Delete