Pennsylvania politics got ugly. A 'wanna be' Idiot Jerk running for Governor, Scott Wagner, posted a video in which he claimed he was "going to stomp all over Tom Wolf's face wearing spiked golf shoes." Scott is angry because Wolf aired an ad in which a valid statistic was quoted, a statistic which proves Wagner to be an "Idiot Jerk wanna be." That statistic? Wagner's company, Waste Management, Inc., has sued over 6,200 individuals. Wagner's explanation is "that's how you handle delinquent accounts." I'm calling bullshit on that statement. At one point in my accounting career I worked in Credit Management. You don't file lawsuits, unless you're the Idiot Jerk in the White House. Nope. You turn them over to a Collection Agency. So, Scottie's angry, and his video is making National News. And he looks like every other Republican scumbag.
And something else is making National News, besides the devastation of Michael, and Kanye's audition for the position of Court Jester. American Cheese is dying. Millennials aren't buying the artificial, non-nutritious substance. You know? The fake food the Idiot Jerk likes on his hamburgers? The orangey, yellowy slices Kraft sold as individually wrapped singles? It seems that millenials want to eat real cheese rather than a substance with chemically induced flavor molecules. Evidently that's not the only food-like substance on the decline. Breakfast cereal has slipped into the fade zone. People are turning away from it's sugary enhanced goodness. And golf, too, which is turning into the sport of pretentious rich guys with artificially enhanced hair and chemically induced skin color so redolent of a product formulated in a laboratory.
wagner is a fucking asshole!ReplyDelete
hell, even I don't eat american cheese. I prefer swiss, or gouda, or havarti in my sammiches. on rare occasions, I'll eat cap'n crunch cereal. canned soup is also on the decline.
The problem with Wagner, and most Republicans, is that they're desperate to believe their base is much larger than it really is; the straight conservative version of size queens.Delete
Getting right to the important stuff, once again, American cheese is the perfect cheese for grilled cheese sammiches! I use it for mac'n'cheese too. I do prefer other cheeses just for snacking on (grew up with the gubmint kind). Nothing tastier than a big hunk of cheddar in between two hamburger patties. Or pepper jack for that matter. Sorry, I'm a little hungry this morning.ReplyDelete
You are soooo cool! Cheese is the greatest!Delete
My ex was here this week, he is here in Bucks County helping and lending a hand to the dems, including my said friend. He says Tom Wolf should win easy. If dems say they are truly over it, then this election should be the wave we need. Fingers crossed.ReplyDelete
I think the Ex is right. When Wolf wins we need to all send emails to Scott Wagner. Three little words. "Stomp, stomp, stomp."Delete
I like the way you thinkDelete
I LOVE your last comment about American cheese and the idiot jerk. Perfect.ReplyDelete
Maybe that's was causing his massive chemical imbalance.Delete
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