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Wednesday, March 11, 2020

Priceless

Oh, dear me, business was slow yesterday... really slow.  I wonder why?  People worried about coming down with a cold... or something?  I don't know.  Maybe it was just a slow day.  Tuesdays are like that sometimes.
Out of curiosity, I put a tad of cardamon in my oatmeal this morning.


The result is... interesting.  Normally, I only use this spice when I make Chai Tea.  For right now, I think that's where it will stay.  Oatmeal with peanut butter does not make for a good combination.
There were primaries yesterday... again.  Bernie continues to fall behind.  I saw where his speechwriter shrieked something about Warren, how her failure to jump behind the 'Bern' is hurting his campaign.  This is rather amusing since the same person was writing down words used by the 'Bern' to attack her.  While Bernie continues to 'moonwalk' backwards, Biden is beginning to accelerate forward.  Polls indicate most Democratic voters see Uncle Joe as the one best suited to wipe shit eating smile of the orange baboon's face.  You don't think I was too negative there, do you?
I read that as of yesterday the CDC could only verify that 4384 people had actually been tested.  Son of a bitch.  The director of the CDC has call the roll-out of testing a terrible blunder.  Hhhmmm, now who should Americans blame?  Probably the same person who wants to give Americans a great tax cut... until after the election.  You see, the Idiot Jerk believes Americans are going to endanger themselves by spending that tax cut.  His philosophy is the same as other Republicans:  if they got it, they'll spend it.  The Idiot Jerk doesn't understand that when grandmas and grandpas start dying out there, people are going to blame him... and his base.
And finally, I find it interesting that the Idiot Jerk has no rallies planned in the foreseeable future.  I understand he's a germaphobe, so this Democratic Hoax might be scaring him.  Or, it might be that the last thing he wants is for all of his aging, white supporters to die off before the election.  Either possibility is... well, quite spicy to think about.  I mean, the 5 phony bone spurs he used to stay out of the military shows how gutless this sack of shit really is, so a virus that puts a big target right in the middle of his back?  Priceless.

10 comments:

  1. I don't watch because ...Fox,but I did see where the CDC's Dr. Fauci schooled Hannity on giving the RIGHT information out.
    I guess Hannity thought Fauci might vomit up Doctor President's remarks but, yeah, Fauci wants facts out.

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    1. I wonder if Hannity realizes this is going to end badly for him.

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  2. cardamom is used in indian cooking.

    we now have 8 cases of the virus in montco.

    and my employer is trying to figure out a plan if the virus hits our offices; "we have to keep working to satisfy our customers". yeah, but what about his humans? and we have 3 (count 'em) sick days; then you start eating into your vacation time.

    dump is throwing ANYTHING at the virus (like a tax cut) to make himself look great. I want all his old fuckface base to die off BEFORE the election!

    and howsabout uncle joe going postal on some detroit fuckface yesterday? GO JOE!

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    1. I saw that bit with Uncle Joe... he said "bullshit." I think he's finally put on his pissed off old man pants!

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  3. Does cardamom do something healthy or are you just trying to add flavor Dave? I'm not that familiar with it.

    Honestly I think you were being too harsh Dave comparing the President to a baboon, studies have shown that baboons are intelligent and care about others beside themselves, unlike... Clearly they probably would make a better President and actually it would be awesome to see them throwing poop at Putin.

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    1. No, it's considered a flavoring spice. It's in Chai Tea.

      And you're right about baboons, they're much more civilized than the Idiot Jerk.

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  4. I think "gutless sack of shit" is probably the best description I've heard yet of the tangerine buffoon!

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  5. It's true that IMPOTUS is a germaphobe! Oh, the pain that staying away from his adoring idiots should cause. I'm happy about that. But you know he'll find a way to pretend people like him. I really hope history remembers how much he's fucked up this Pandemic.
    And i love cardamom! It's delish. I usually have it when I go to Indian restaurants because they give you some on the way out instead of mints. So fresh!

    I'm also eating oatmeal because of my fucking cholesterol being so high. I have kinds bland with maybe some dried fruit and brown sugar. Because I have a sweet tooth and I cannot live without sugar. It's my downfall.

    XOXO

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    1. I'm wondering how he's going to survive not being worshiped.

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