I've also been told I have little tact, so if this offends you simply ride on.

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Fat Americans

Surprise! by 2030 America will be the fattest country in the world.  Now, isn't that something to brag about!  Could it be because a lot of Americans are pigs?  Next time you're wondering the aisles of your local supermarket take a gander at what people are loading up on.  You'll see a lot of packaged, processed easy to cook food.  I was astonished to find out they make 40 different varieties of Hamburger Helper - just think, you can have Hamburger Helper every night for almost six weeks running without ever duplicating your menu.  The fact that Hamburger Helper is garbage food doesn't seem to matter, people seem to enjoy eating artificially flavored carbs and fatty protein.  And when he's finished chowing down what does your average American do?  Plop is ass down in the sweet spot of his Lazi-boy so he can watch his big screen TV.  There is a reason they're called Lazi-boys, they're made for lazy people.  What your average American needs to do is actually cook a real meal, put the dishes in the dishwasher and go for a walk, or a run, or a ride.  Fat chance.

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