There. Now that I've gotten that out of my system, things are a little bit better. Not much, since now I have to buy my nectarines. I believe there netting you can buy to keep to keep the damned squirrels at bay. This, I will have to look into.
Presently, I am fasting. Blood work this morning. At 0715. That means I'm drinking my morning coffee black. They prefer you only drink water, but I like mine flavored and enhanced with caffeine. Because of Covid 19, everything has gone high tech, except for the drawing of the blood, of course. I send them a Text when I arrive and they will Text me instructions. This shall be interesting.
I saw where the Idiot Jerk Tweeted out a picture of him wearing a mask saying those who do likewise are being patriotic. Boy, did he come to the party late or what? Oh, and he's going to do a briefing tonight... stop laughing... did you hear me? Stop Laughing! This is what desperation looks like, in case you were wondering. Someone should tell him, you can't change stupid. And at the same time, he wants to eliminate funding for testing and tracking. You see, he believes if you don't test, you'll never know how many are infected, and if you don't know how many are infected Covid 19 will go away. Because in his teeny tiny mind it is no worse than the flu.
Here's another bit of hilarity. The McKloskey's, those MAGA heads who waved guns at a peaceful protest, have had charges filed against them. Supposedly, they are both attorneys... with a terrible sense of fashion, I mean, she got the stripes right, they're just going the wrong way, but the stretchy black yoga pants? With thighs like hers? Dear Lord, what was she thinking.
I read about the McKloskey's. Those idiots. Apparently they've always been a fucking racist, homophobic nightmares. And Cheeto is wearing a mask. They probably convinced him he looks manly with it. I am waiting to see the trumpanzees do a 180. Hark!
And We are all thinking about gardens and backyards today!
Good luck with the physical!
Blood work today, physical next week - over the phone.Delete
the missus mccloskey- a manatee squeezing into an ant costume. LOCK THEM UP! DISBAR THEM! RUIN THEM!ReplyDelete
sorry about the squirrels. they constantly eat my bird seed; NOTHING deters them.
And they're smart as hell... the squirrels, not the McCloskeysDelete
It appears the governor of Missouri has said he'd pardon Karen and Ken, AKA Botox and Clod.ReplyDelete
Damn Republicans. They don't care how bad that looks.Delete
No point in a McMcloskey trial. The governor has already said he will pardon them.ReplyDelete
The squirrels may be my fault. The squirrels population you see is hearing up for my world domination of taking over and destroying DC. Sorry about that. What do I owe you?
A partridge and a pear tree.Delete
The squirrels are stocking up as the await Maddie's signal that his plan for world domination is ready to engage. Go squirrels! Sorry about your nectarines, though.ReplyDelete
They were small, yet. Next year I'll be prepared!Delete
I'd be furious about the nectarines! I'd advise you to offer the squirrels their own food (and water, I've heard they sometimes eat fruit when they're searing for water sources on hot days) but I'm not sure it would make much difference if they got a taste for fruit. Maybe you could adopt a couple of big tough outside cats to drive off the squirrels! Or would the dogs eat the cats? :)ReplyDelete
That's it Jennifer...they want the water content. I have seen them drink from the bird baths here.Delete
They're ravenous little beasts, and we do have a lot of cats. My dogs hate them with a passion.Delete
This is why I dread going anywhere. When this all said and done, I will probably still not want to leave my house.ReplyDelete
The only problem I had is that sometimes I'll forget my mask, that why I keep spares in the car.Delete
The McKloskey's are their own best Parody of suburban privilege at it's worst! Even their Fashion is a Crime... when I first saw the video I thought it to be a spoof... the fact it was Real was even more hilarious actually! How can anyone take people like that seriously, really!??!?"!?!?! LMAOROTFReplyDelete