Bluntness

I've also been told I have little tact, so if this offends you simply ride on.

Monday, July 22, 2019

On the First Day of my StayCation

I did not sleep in.  Nope.  Up at 0515, normally up at 0500, so I guess I'd have to admit to a minor bit of sluggishness.  What can I say, I had 3 glasses of wine last evening.
We had rain over night and things are going to cool off - the temp is only supposed to hit 84 (F) today.  I can live with that.  The dogs like temps in the mid 80's.  When it gets really warm Seig starts melting into the veranda... well, he doesn't really melt as much as decided he's going to lay down,,, and not move.
Speaking of Seig, he was out on the front porch this morning as I took a snap of my sunflowers, more of them are opening. Can you spot him?


Sometimes brindle can be so hard to find.
I saw where the Idiot Jerk in the White House says Rep Omar needs to apologize to America.  If I were her I'd say "America, I'm so sorry you have to deal with this liar in the White House, a man foreign dignitaries have called inept.  I am so sorry you have a president who has no problem destroying the finest things about this great country as he desperately clings to power."  I'd continue, but you get the gist.  Remember what I said, let him use his own words to get him out of office.  An apology like that would get him doing double back flips.  Turn his own words back on him because he's stupid.
Okay, and finally, so I know everybody is wondering just which body wash I chose to lather away the dirt, and grime, and post cycling sweat... well I just placed an order for Every Man Jack, (how's that for masculinity?)  Here's their website.  And a picture:


Organic, no animal testing, and just think, I'm going to smell like a cedar tree.  Say that name several times.  Don't you like the way it rolls off you tongue?  Every Man, Jack... oh, that's right, there's no comma.

9 comments:

  1. Love the sunflowers! So pretty. And we all know Cheeto is just stroking the flames of racism and white nationalism. It’ll be part of his 2020 campaign, of course.
    I like that the body was has no polyethylene. All those products are bad for the environment and our bodies!

    XoXo

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    1. If I like it I'll sign up for the subscription plan and have it shipped regularly.

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  2. I get my soap and wash made locally up the road.....but I have used Burt's Bees Rosemary and Mint....which I great smelling in the shower and invigorates the senses.

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    1. I think I'd rather smell a little woody, if you know what I mean.

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  3. that name is missing something...howsabout "every man jack off"? cedar is a nice scent. biggie is almost too hard to see.

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  4. That's his standard camo outfit when he's out on the porch.

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  5. Hope you're not going to get all slovenly with the wine and stuff. I mean, seriously? Getting up at 5.15!! Tut, tut!

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    1. Ha ha, my slovenly days are over, besides riding the bike oxygenates the blood so one glass of wine has the effect of 3.

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