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I've also been told I have little tact, so if this offends you simply ride on.

Sunday, January 20, 2019

Simply Glacial

Well, we got snow, a little over three inches.... and we got rain, a steady drizzle... and the temperature is above freezing.  For now.  I shoveled off the back porch and steps and it's... heavy.  I'm also supposed to be at work by 8 and that may not happen.  In a few short hours the temperatures are supposed to plummet, a lot like the Idiot Jerks approval ratings, as we enter the Quick Freeze stage of the Arctic Blast... or whatever they call it.  Around 1 PM high winds are going to grace the countryside with wind chills that can reach 20 (F) below zero.  Oh, and I'm scheduled to work until 4:30 PM.  I seriously suspect I may be using a personal day.  My sidewalks need to be cleared because... the desk arrives on Tuesday and by the time I do get home things will be rather glacial.

This might be the view from my front porch

Something else that was rather glacial?  The little turd the Idiot Jerk floated yesterday in a meager attempt to get the Democrats to fund his wall.  Yeah, he offered to give Dreamers a temporary protected status, emphasis on the word temporary.  Well, the Democrats said "no," and, of course, many Republicans apparently joined them, though for a much different reason.  Republicans hate immigrants.  White Racists, like Ann Coulter, see it as Amnesty and immediately rejected the plan.  In fact, Ann sniped with a nasty Tweet, but then what else would expect from a 'whites only" spinster.  Oh, and in case you are wondering, at 57 years of age, this bottled blond is a spinster:  57 years old, never married, no children.  One suspects her vagina is a frigid as my sidewalk's going to be this afternoon.  Which makes one wonder if her boyfriend (I think she pays for services rendered) uses pinions.
Anyway, I'm going to eat my breakfast and then go out and use the noisy shovel and experience the joys of Free Cardio!  Just think of all the calories I'm going to burn.  I'm going to be so hot I'll turn into a walking melt and dry machine!  Are you jealous yet?

8 comments:

  1. Like _____, I refuse to mention "her"by name, still, it's no surprise that she's his puppetmaster.

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    1. I think he'd like her frozen fingers to pull on other things than his strings.

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  2. cunter needs to FOAD! and we had all rain overnight, no snow here.

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    1. At 57 she'll still be around when white people become the minority... we should all send her emails reminding her of that.

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  3. I escaped the snow here in Bucks County. It's very sunny here today. Wish I could say the same of DC.

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  4. It's sunny here now, but windy as hell!

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  5. Loved this post. Your paragraph on Anne Coulter was priceless as was Anne Marie's comment.

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    1. I suspect that paragraph is fairly accurate, I mean this is a woman who espouses family values and has no family.

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