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Wednesday, March 18, 2020

It Sucks to be a Conservative

Well, I baked 2 loaves of bread yesterday and... they fell.  That's right.  They were all nice and fluffy when I put them in the oven and 30 minutes later they were 2 inches high.  I'd show you pictures, but then I'd have to lie and tell you they were fat flat breads. 
There were primaries yesterday and Biden swept them all.  He offered an olive branch to the Bernie supporters and Bernie... gave a 20 minute live stream in which he talked about legislation he was going to bring to the Senate.  Hhhmmmm.  Not one word from his lips about the primaries or his continuing losing streak.  He knows which path he is walking down.  He knows his job now is to unite... and attack the Idiot Jerk in the White House.  Wow, it's really going to suck to be a Conservative.
I don't dwell on the virus much.  I only looked at a map of the United States once yesterday, and that was last evening.  As of 9 PM last evening, there were 10 confirmed cases in Cumberland county.  Up here, the liquor stores closed yesterday and my brother-in-law's favorite hang-out, the Lawnton Legion was closed.  Elton John has been postponed until sometime in either late July or August.  Most Americans have been taking this virus seriously for the past 3 - 4 weeks.  Who hasn't?  Republicans.  Who doesn't understand the need for quarantine?  Republicans.  They don't understand it's going to really suck to be a Conservative.
I saw where Governor Abbott, of the once red state of Texas, has admitted publicly Covid - 19 is going to spread through the state exponentially.  In fact, this thing is going to go through those deeply red southern states like shit through a goose (Patton said that).  There are not a lot of liberals or progressives in those deeply red southern states.  All those Republicans down there are wake up (maybe) one of these mornings, wipe the sweat from their brows and cry "damn, don't it suck to be a Conservative."
I see the Idiot Jerk is telling people he knew this was going to be a Pandemic long before anyone else.  Someone should tell this dumb ass there are thousands and thousands of sound bits and video clips out there of him making the total opposite claim, that you can go to work, that it'll be over in a few weeks.  Who believes him?  His Republican base.  I don't know if they will ever understand how much it sucks to be a Conservative.
Marc had posted this a few days ago.  I thought now would be a good time to repost.


Keep in mind who put this loser into the White House.  He is not going to answer their prayers, but they are going to realize how much it sucks to be a Conservative.

16 comments:

  1. Trouble with narcissists is they don't CARE if you can prove they're lying. They'll still keep denying. Have you seen the narc's prayer? "That didn't happen, And if it did it wasn't that bad. And if it was that's not a big deal. And if it is, that's not my fault. And if it was, I didn't mean it. And if I did, you deserved it!" Ring any bells?

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    1. His supporters will never admit to how big a failure he is, that would force them to look into the mirror.

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  2. You could strap that lying bastard to a chair and make him watch news video of him lying about this thing and he'll not see it.
    He's a narcissistic lying hypocritical pig.

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    1. It would be amusing watching him squirm though.

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  3. That's a great meme, I'm stealing it and passing it around!
    Yes.. if dump says that he never said it wasn't serious, then his voting zombies will believe him, doesn't matter how many times you show them the clips, they will only believe him. Such a 1984 moment.. or maybe Animal Farm.. baaa baaa trump good baaa!

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    1. Pass it around. That Animal Farm bit was very sharp, wish I'd have thought of it.

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  4. dumbasses don't realize they have been bamboozled by the dump.

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    1. They will go to their deathbeds believing his lies.

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  5. Yes, conservatives are in a tight spot. They've been idle long enough for the virus to take hold where they live. But they'll forgive the Orange Menace. He's perfect in their eyes.

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    1. And it's the Conservatives who will be paying the price. While everyone else is deeply concerned, they blame this on media hype.

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  6. If that great ass gets re elected after all he has done, and now this, and his stupid dragging of his feet when this started. I'm done. If not for my dear Mother, I'd blow this pop stand in a minute.

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    1. Honey, by the time the election rolls around, Daffy Duck would beat the Idiot Jerk.

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  7. IMPOTUS does not give a shit about his followers. He's there for the adulation his greedy little mind craves. Fox news did a 360 and now they're screaming Cheeto always knew the virus was dangerous and all kind of nonsense. And that the Dems are stopping something because of course they are.
    Conservatives are very reluctant to take science seriously. And science is the only thing that can save their reactionary asses. That meme is perfect: idiocy meets kakistocracy.

    And now I want freshly baked bread. Thanks, Dave.

    XOXO

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    1. Conservatives hate science because so many of their base are wacko wacko Christians.

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    1. I think it was the heat: 10 min at 450 then 30 at 350... I think I went longer than the initial 10 minutes.

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