When you hit middle age you really only have two choices: you can get fat and lazy until you roll over and die, or you can can get off your ass and do something, like maybe ride a bike.
I've also been told I have little tact, so if this offends you simply ride on.
Monday, May 20, 2019
Well, it's Monday and I'm starting another weekend... retail, you know? Our weeks swing different then yours. And, of course, I slept in 0530. Sleeping was odd last night. Stormy weather hit the area, booming thunder and fireworks lightening spent about 3 hours time dazzling the area from about 10 PM on, though that didn't really bother me. And the dogs sleep through storms. What bothered me was my arm. Arm, you ask? Yes, my arm. The right one to be precise. You see, I decided that since I was going to have 2 days off, I might as well stop in at Giant and pick up some ice cream, maybe Cherry Garcia. The wind was gusting badly across the parking lot as I walked towards the building, and just as I was about to step under their portico a stop sign they had anchored in a concrete base blew over... and hit me in the arm. I'd like to see a video of the incident since I don't understand how it only hit my arm... which was at my side. The customer walking up behind me said "Holy Fuck!" As I turned, the sign was laying flat on the pavement and only my arm was injured.
It doesn't really hurt, but I will admit my sleeping was off. I kept waking up, which means I'll probably nap today.
And Mayor Pete was on a Fox News Town Hall last evening. The Idiot Jerk was not amused. He shit out some angry Tweets. On his part, Mayor Pete brought up not only the Moral Degeneracy of the Idiot Jerk, but also that of phony Christian, bottled blond Laura Ingraham as well as that White Supremacist Tucker Carlson. As for the angry Tweets, people need to learn that if you squeeze the Idiot Jerks zit brain hard enough, it's going to pop.
And finally, a brief interlude from Joni Mitchell. The song is about David Geffen, a very busy man, whom she saw quietly relaxing at a cafe on the Champs Elysees in 1973. And, even though this is an interlude, it's also a bit of a prelude.
OMG what. Hope your arm heals soon! That photo is scary.ReplyDelete
And Cheeto was jealous Buttigieg draw a crowd and called faux news on their white supremacy bullshit. Drumpf is such a petty little dick.
Love Joni Mitchell!
I'm a fast healer... always have been.Delete
I understand Fox and Friends when after Mayor Pete, but then they're love their shitty dictator.
Spray some Windex on it!ReplyDelete
Thanks! It doesn't look as bad today.Delete
free man in paris; that was big while I was in college. your arm looks tender; kisskisskiss to make it better. dump is so fucking thin-skinned.ReplyDelete
I've always been a big Joni fan.Delete
Thing skinned is an understatement.
Your arm looks terrible! I am glad it isn't as bad as it looks. Did you see the article where Mayor Pete gave advice to an 11 year old girl about how to deal with a bully? I saw it on some newsfeed today.ReplyDelete
No, I haven't seen that yet. I suspect Evangelicals are beginning to see him as a serious threat to their control.Delete
Ouch. That arm. No wonder you couldn't sleep.ReplyDelete
Also, I hear Pete was a hit with the audience, but not the Fox "News" hounds or _____. Too bad,
Yeah, the Idiot Jerk put on his shittiest boots and they licked them clean.Delete
Gosh that arm looks bad, but I guess you were "lucky" it didn't do more damage! And I like Mayor Pete - he speaks well and the tangerine buffoon can't hold a candle to him!ReplyDelete
I'm a fast healer so right now there's just a little scabbing and some bruising left over.Delete