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Saturday, May 4, 2019

A slut for Vlad

It's Saturday and I am definitely not in a park and it is definitely not the 4th of July.  Nope.  It's drizzling outside and going to be like this for the rest of the day.  Tonight... storms.  All the rain that's drenching the central states is moving east.  So far May has been off to a wet start.
I saw where Oprah was talking about Mayor Pete and either tried to be funny... or something worse.  She said she had problems saying Buttigieg and so called him either Buttabeep or Buttaboop.  I wonder what she'd say if people did the same with her name, you know?  I mean, is this her way of being humorously judgmental?
Anyway, sometime this evening I will hit my hump moment.  From then it's a downhill slide until Tuesday.  Unfortunately, that is the only day off I have in what is an 8 day stretch.  Not that we're busy.  Things are always slow in flooring at this time of the year.  It's garden time!  and lawn time!  These are the months when people think about building decks, or putting in patios.  If they have kids, this is not prime carpet month... not with summer around the corner, when little feet will be running in and out, and in and out.
And, of course, the Idiot Jerk in the White House and his bromo / homo love interest Vlad gushed to each other during an hour long phone conversation.  The Idiot Jerk cackled and giggled about 'no collusion.'  What the Idiot Jerk didn't know was that while he was flirting his ass off, Vlad was approving plans for Russian involvement in the 2020 election.  Vlad is more concerned with knocking America out of the number one spot in super powers.  He wants Russia to be the most powerful country in the world.  Of course, the Idiot Jerk will give him what he wants, he doesn't care if the world thinks he's a slut for Vlad.
Oh, dear me, it's almost time to go to work.  I have a decent little carpet sale going through today:  single older couple, no kids.
Since, today is May the 4th I might as well do say what everybody else is saying:


12 comments:

  1. Cheeto gushing about Vlad is nothing new. The official transcripts of course do not mention Mueller or the russia investigation. Cheeto is just being a dick.
    My friend changed his floors for bamboo. It’s sooooo pretty! And sustainable! 😎

    XoXo

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    1. Bamboo is great! It's grows so fast!! I'm so jealous.

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  3. And here we go again. If we're smart to the whole election on his side, we should have the fbi already have trump and team being surveillanced. You damn well know that crew is already planning and has already planted seeds for havoc. Leopards don't change their spots. And will we have learned to check up in advance on these two? Probably not. We don't seem to learn from history.

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    1. Putin's just playin' him for the dumb slut he is.

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  4. I must admit I wouldn't know how to pronounce Buttigeig as I haven't heard anyone say it (not over here in France anyway - can you imagine THAT with a French accent) but I think Oprah is just a d""k anyway. And from what I see of Buggigeig he's some classy guy!

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    1. Or "buddha-judge"
      I've heard Chasten offer both versions, and they actually sound the same!

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    2. You're so right about Oprah-dopra.

      And AM's got the accent down to a T

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  5. oprah is a closet lesbian; stedman graham is her beard. she is also an ignorant bitch.

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    1. Oprah should be more enlightened than to make fun of a person's name. Asshat.

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    2. Someone should tell Oprah her Depends is leaking.

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