I've also been told I have little tact, so if this offends you simply ride on.

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

BJ puts on his shirt

That's right, after nearly 12 hours of game play, and after killing over 200 Nazis, BJ Balzkowicz has put on his shirt.  Interestingly enough, he didn't put it on because he was cold, or because he got tired of running around half-naked, he put it on because he was told to put on a shirt.  Of course, maybe he donned additional clothing because he sensed that very shortly he be battling burning, Nazi zombies... and, well maybe, wearing a shirt might help,

That's right, burning Nazi zombies, some of them dropping from the zeppelins moored over Wulfburg.  

Just a bit earlier in the game, when he arrived at a tavern, a girl asked his name he replied, 'they call me BJ' and she responded with smug humor.  I just find the whole thing a hoot.  Eventually he's going to have to take down Helga, yes, that Helga, the one wearing a leg brace because she was afflicted with polio as a child, the main Nazi villain of the game.  Hopefully, at some point in time, BJ will find it necessary to take of his shirt.  I mean, what's not to love about a blonde, muscular Nazi killing machine?

You do know what I'm talking about, don't you?

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